{"product_id":"self-care-mouse-pad","title":"self-care mouse pad","description":"A sleek, black neoprene mouse pad that speaks with dry humor. The minimalist white typography reads like a dictionary entry — “self-care \/ˌselfkər\/ noun — the practice of not giving any” — turning impatience and boundary-setting into everyday office wit. The 4 mm spongey surface cushions your wrist during long work sessions, while the non-slip rubber base keeps the pad steady through fast mouse movements. It lays low on any desk but makes a clear, sarcastic statement whenever you reach for your mouse. Fits naturally into a clutter-free, no-nonsense workspace and slides easily into the rhythm of commute-and-coffee mornings, late-night deadlines, or relaxed weekend browsing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 4 mm neoprene rubber: prevents fraying and extends lifespan\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, spongey top: ergonomic comfort for long computer sessions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip backing: stays firmly in place during use\u003cbr\u003e- Full-bleed print on black surface: bold, high-contrast typography\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified and adult-use compliant, made in China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 7.5\"","offer_id":57247470158207,"sku":"29744027079189395705","price":25.47,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/3012\/1343\/files\/11236301471064158810_2048.jpg?v=1774853819","url":"https:\/\/www.paralleluniverse.shop\/products\/self-care-mouse-pad","provider":"Parallel Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}